EVENTS
A group is forming on the corner over here. They all seem to be wearing Grey Sweatsuits! I wonder what they're up to? And It looks like there having more fun then me! - Jane Doe to John Doe on her cell.

Let's hit the streets people! All across the globe people are wondering what the fuck is with all the weirdos in grey sweatsuits having all the fun. Well, if they had just checked here they would have known that it ain't nothing but a grey sweatsuit event! Anyone can have one! Just tell us where and when and we'll post it so like-dressed individuals can group together for spontaneous love making or a sunday bike ride, whatever your pleasure!

February 9 & 11, 2005 – The Grey Sweatsuit Revolution Lecture Series and Intervention Convention
The Nova Scotia College of Art and Design Presents, The Grey Sweatsuit Revolution Lecture Series and Intervention Convention. Keep it Live!

Ah, ah, ah, ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde and sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming!
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Led Zepplin wrote these lyrics in 1970 but despite the whole timing issue we have recieved personal confirmatiom from Robert Plant himself that he wrote this song about us going to Halifax. Call him. He'd love to hear from you.

Robert Plant's phone number = 011 044 768 9214 . (long distance charges may apply)

We will be lecturing at NSCAD (Nova Scotia College of Art and Design) on Wednesday, February the 9th and on Friday the 11th to a capacity crowd at the College's Astro-Dome Colliseum of Conceptual Fashion.
Time: Various. To be announced!
Location: NSCAD University, 5163 Duke Street. Halifax, Nova Scotia. Canada B3J 3J6.
Cost: Must be NSCAD student to attend.



2006 – MOCCA (Museum of Contemporary Canadian Art) Show
When we first found out we were going to be in a show at the MOCCA we were totally psyched! Because we've always wanted to have a show at a coffee shop. We pictured people in grey sweatsuit berets sitting around and complaining about the quality of their heroin. But yesterday, Derek Mainella, the gallery owner/curator that got us into this show told us what MOCCA actually stands for, and it has nothing to do with JAVA! Or bongos! Regardless, keep your bananas peeled for the show, it may be what everyone else is doing and we all know how important it is for you to fit in.

Saturday August 28, 2004 – GAME-CITY!
In their first real attempt at being legitimate artists, Jeremy Stewart and Simon Wilkinson will be doing a performance piece at Cinecycle in the evening and through out the city of Toronto during the day. Their performance will make use of sophisticated office software made by a company that has a crippling iron-grip monopoly on the computer industry. Be prepared for the working out of some serious issues that will touch your heart and blow your mind.
Time: We're on at 8 PM.
Location: Cinecycle (down the alley near Queen and Spadina) 129 Spadina Avenue. Head south on Spadina on the east side. It's about half a block down. When you "feel the art" you're at the right spot.
Cost: Free. But wait, there's more! There will be a raffle for one free sweatsuit! That's right, free biatch!

Saturday May 15, 2004 – A Sweatsuit Friendly PEROXIDE!
The first of a series of nights in Toronto that will be offering those wearing full grey sweatsuits free admission! DJ Will Munro spins, Mutant Disco, New Wave, Acid, Electro, Post Punk!
Time: Doors open at 10pm
Location: Club 56 (Kensington St.)
Cost: Admission free if wearing a full grey sweatsuit. $5 without.

Friday May 21, 2004 (to June 6th) – Window Display Unveiled!
Be there to witness Toronto's most upmarket fashion district be hit up grey sweatsuit styles! Check out our window display or just come to observe the "What the fuck?!" reactions of the rich and pretentious!
After this we might go and drink in the park.
Time: 8 pm
Location: 86 Yorkville Ave. Second Floor Window (Look up there!)
Cost: Free

Sunday May 23, 2004 – Halifax Grey Sweatstoop Party!
The Keepers and Caretakers of Willow Street Manor would like to extend a formal and open invitation for all locals to their Grey Sweatstoop Summer Beverage Relaxation Party! This leisurely event will take place on the front stoop of the House of Willow on Sunday (weather permitting). Guests are encouraged to come for the full three hours, and bring their favourite beverage, (or other stoop-appropriate devices/objects/consumables) or to drop by for a glass or two of any beverage provided by Willow Street and guests.
Time: Sunday between 1 – 4 pm
Location: 6015 Willow Street, Halifax, NS
Cost: Free with full sweatsuit attire!

Saturday May 29, 2004 – Sweatsuit it up for Rec Room!
Suit up and get sweaty at rec room, everyone’s favourite boy/girl dance party. Free admission for those in full grey sweatsuit uniform… but the boys better be careful when slow jamming!
Rock, funk, new wave, electro-pop, and, of course, slow jams.
Time: Doors at 10
Location: Clinton’s (693 Bloor W)
Cost: Free with full grey sweatsuit. $5 without.