stands for Frequently Asked Questions. This section has nothing to do
with the FLQ. That's a whole different thing entirely. They used to have
a lot of guns and lived in Quebec. We've lost touch over the years...
long distance relationships just don't
Why grey sweatsuits?
This is a good question! Theoretically you could fuck fashion by wearing
any sort of uniform all the time given the cyclical nature of the system
but because they're comfortable, generic, and as nondescript as clothing
can get, we chose the grey sweatsuit. If you want you can wear a toga
but then it will just be you in a toga and people probably won't get it.
Can't the grey sweatsuit be co-opted just like everything
Yes it can! And soon it will be! As noted in our project statement (section
1, paragraph 4), we are fully aware and welcome this eventual appropriation.
For it exemplifies our point and signals the beginning of the end for
the fashion system and its minions as they attempt to baptize the antichrist.
Do I have to wear my sweatsuit all the time?
Yes, except for when at work, because we don't want you to get
fired. Whenever you can, do it, do it a lot.
Where do I put my wallet and other valuables? My
sweatsuit has no pockets!
This is often the case with many of the sweatsuits we have studied,
completely pocketless, but we have also observed that martyrs travel light
and freeload often, so it shouldn't be a major problem! Wallets and valuables
are so PSE (Pre-Sweatsuit Era) anyway! If you insist on carrying stuff,
put it in your socks, a fanny pack, a money belt, or construct a stylish
purse from recycled grocery bags and some twine.
Will wearing a sweatsuit make me cooler?
To be honest, it's not going to make or break the deal, but in
most cases, yes, yes it will make you cooler.
How am I supposed to explain this to my parents?
Don't bother! And even if they did get it, they'd be too cool to
be real parents, and that could prove really traumatic. HELLO DR. PHIL!
Who's behind all this?
Your mother! No seriously your mother is behind us a 100%!
What if the grey sweatsuit isn't cohesive with my
Change your lifestyle, change your life!
Isn't this a fashion statement? Don't you find your
goal a bit hypocritical?
Is the phrase
no comment a comment? If a tree falls
in the forest and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a sound?
Is Tupac still alive? We don't know...
Will I be confused as a gang member?
According to our preliminary research no gang is associated with
the colour grey. But if you had to die in a hail of bullets for something
wouldn't it be for a sweatsuit?! One member of the revolution did insist
that there was a gang named the Grey Panthers but the rest of us voted
that it was actually just a group concerned with being old.
Will I be confused a cult member?
It is unlikely when alone and when in large groups you will be mistaken
for a team of foreign gymnasts following strict foreign gymnast rules
and nothing else. By the way, we believe that most cults are good and
its only a few bad cults that ruin it for the rest of the cults.
What's the difference between grey and gray?
England and America.
What's the difference between sweatsuit and sweat
Just variant forms. Unsure of the origin. We rep the one word.
the difference between a tracksuit and a sweatsuit?
A tracksuit is loose-fitting jacket and pants worn by athletes and exercisers
usually before and after workouts. A sweatsuit is what you'll be wearing
for the entire spring. It's conventionally used for exercising and lounging
around in. And its pronounced differently.
Why is the revolution just for the spring?
It really should be forever... you're right... but we have yet
to meet an individual brave enough to make this commitment. Although there
is a prophecy about a man with a grey beard, when he touches you your
clothes turn to sweatsuit. He will know your name. Do not be afraid.
I have a question I'd like answered. Who should
If you have any questions about THE GREY SWEATSUIT REVOLUTION please
feel obligated to contact us at: email@example.com.