Listen up people! This a grey sweatsuit! (see below).
Let there be no more confusion! It is both grey and a sweatsuit and
the worst thing to happen to fashion since MC Hammer. Way
This is what you'll be wearing (or something close to it) when you run
into fashion on the scene and say, You
know what fashion?! I'm tired of changing my look every season because
you want to sell more shit! I'm happy with who I am and don't need to
create a 1980's (or whatever it is currently in fashion) version of myself
to have fun anymore!
What we're exhibiting in our diagram (download printable PDF version below)
is the ideal sweatsuit. By no means do we expect everyone to be able to
meet this standard. We understand that not all greys will match and that
peoples bodies sometimes don't work with the whole, S,M,L,XL and M/F code.
For example, we knew a guy in school who wore womens jeans, just 'cause
it felt right. Do your best. We trust you and trust is the most important
thing in any revolutionary relationship. Download the printable
PDF now or read below to experience our decidedly-less-rad html version.
Hoody or sweatshirt. Both permissable. Reinforced neck (observe the V).
A conventional cut of light grey coloured material.
Observe, NO LOGO'S anywhere! If you have logos cover them with a grey
sweatsuit patch, and then everything will be fine again.
Drawstring or elastic waist pants.
If you're lucky you may have pockets, if not use a "Fanny Pack".
A money belt has also been a suggested solution for the pocketless cut.
Beware of fit in this area! Avoid going too baggy (Hip Hop) or too tight
(Aerobics). Both have their weaknesses. Think neutral, perhaps slightly
fitted. Wedgies and protruding penis might be an issue in this locale,
Cuffs on both the sweatshirt and pants.
Recommended accessories include white socks and t-shirt with dark sneakers.
Or, for the more hardcore, Kung-Fu slippers!